Akane Kikuchi My dream
I want to be a manga artist!
Akane Kikuchi My dream I want to be a manga artist!
Shiori Saginomiya My dream Microbiologist
Miso Soup
Shiori Saginomiya My dream Microbiologist
Nozomu Tanaka My dream Amazing high school girl
Whoa!
Oh!
Watch out!
"I want to be an amazing high school girl."
"I want to become an amazing high school girl and be really popular with the boys."
Nozomu Tanaka My dream Amazing high school girl "And then I want to get a really good-looking boyfriend and go out on dates."
What an idiot...
Amazing
Girl's High School Entrance Ceremony
Long time no see.
Nozomu Tanaka
Whoa...
Why do you have jam?!
And you're gonna put it on?!
Nasty...!
Note: Euglena is a genus of freshwater single-cell flagellated microorganisms that have been recently used as a health additive. Euglena
Oh! We're in the same class!
1st-year Class Lists
And...
Akane Kikuchi
Shiori Saginomiya
Nozomu Tanaka
We're in the same class!
1st-year Class Lists
Now that you have all officially become high school students starting today,
you have an infinite future that lies ahead of you.
During your three years of high school life...
Hey. So, I made a really big mistake that can't be undone, but...
Like what?
This school is a girls' school...
Why realize it now?
Because no matter where I looked during the entrance ceremony, it was all just girls.
You'd have figured that out before now, by looking at the high school's name.
I thought it was just the name of the high school.
Sainotama Girls' High School
What kinda name is that?
Anyway, why didn't you realize it until during the entrance exam?
I was asleep.
How'd do pass it?!
Why does being a girls' high school make it a mistake that can't be undone?
Well, if there are no guys,
then even if I want to be popular with them, there's no way to be popular!
What's amazing is that you think you'll be popular if it's coed.
Worst case scenario, I guess there's the teacher angle, huh?
There's the possibility that the homeroom teacher
will be a young good-looking guy, who's fresh out of college...
Um, I am Sawatari, and I will be in charge of Class 1-2 for the next year.
First of all, there are several things I want to tell all of you, from the onset.
I prefer college women.
Just because I have been assigned to a girls' school,
I am often looked at enviously by those around me.
Acquaintances have said that "I won't be found out if I secretly seduce a girl",
and there are some jerks who say ridiculous things like "introduce me" but...
I will say this again and again.
That I prefer college women.
That I am "a graduate of a famous university, current occupation is public servant,
handsome and twenty-seven years old, single with no girlfriend" are undisputed facts.
It may be that it is unavoidable to develop a crush on me, but I want you to please bear in mind,
that unfortunately for you, I will not even lean one millimeter towards that kind of feeling.
Also, one more thing...
In the situation where a male adult and a female high school student
get involved and have sexual relations, the adult will be charged with sexual misconduct,
unless there is parental guardian approval or they are engaged.
However, in the eyes of the law, if it is a serious relationship,
then it is possible to marry a female high school student...
However, how would they make it clear, that they are serious about their relationship,
or that they are together with the intent to marry, and so on?
Do they get the parental guardians to approve?
For something like that in most cases, he'd immediately get reported and his life is over!
In the end, a romance with a high school girl is just a fantasy, you know!
Then why not just change the law!
Idiots!
That is all...
I look forward to this next year with all of you.
No good.
No good...
This guy's no good.
Aw! I wanna boyfriend! There are no chances to meet guys!
Just where do I have to go to meet guys?!
Why don't you get a part-time job?
Hell no!
I seriously can't do something like being pushed around to work by other people.
How do the ones who are at girls' school who have boyfriends meet them anyway?!
Isn't it through introductions from friends or something like that?
Introductions from friends...
No good.
I can't even imagine Kikuchi having any good-looking guy friends.
Even if I did, I'd died before introducing them to you!
Oh...
Poteriodendron...
Note: Poteriodendron is a type of protozoa cellular organism Poteriodendron
A Phytomastigina Chrysomonadina Ochromonas family...
Introduce me to a good-looking guy friend.
Huh?! Wh-where did that just come from?!
And not like a microorganism or stuff like that.
Uh...
Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of friend in this lower realm...
I...
may sort of have a person in mind who's a mage of the Dragonia race.
Except that he just pledged his loyalty to the princess of the Altania Kingdom, so...
Uh...
That girl's tiny.
So cute.
Kinda like the ones that don't hurt even if you put them in your eyes?
Grandkid?
Anyway, which class?
Isn't she cool?
Try talking to her.
I wonder if she'd eat candy?
You trying to bait her with food?
I wanna take her home!
I wanna put her up as decoration in my room!
She looked this way!
Damn it...
Yours truly here has a complex about my appearance, you know...
I gotta makes sure I don't get looked down upon...
S-stop looking at me, you scum...!
Oh!
Wha...?!
Whaddya think you're doing? Hey!
Hiss!
I thought maybe, you wanna get on...?
No, I don't!
Then introduce me to a good-looking guy friend.
What kinda of logic is that?!
Ichi?
Hmm?
Hajime? How do you read that?
Oh...
Ninomae
It is written as the character for one, but it is read as "Ninomae."
Ninomae?!
Apparently, because two as is "ni" is before one as in "mae", it is Ninomae.
Oh! I see!
Amazing! Ninomae!
It is rare, isn't it?
If I'm not mistaken, I have heard that only about four hundred people in the whole country have that name.
There are apparently a lot of them in Kumamoto and Niigata.
Huh.
By the way, why do you always have headphones on?
For fashion?
Oh, no...
This is so that I can always listen to financial internet radio.
Plus, I can check things like stock prices right away this way, you see.
Y-you...
You're a serious person, aren't you?!
Serious person?!
Still, that's okay.
Introduce me to a good-looking guy friend.
A good-looking guy?
Oh, that I don't mind, but what is the definition of a good-looking guy?
Even if one were to make an overgeneralization about good-looking guys,
for example, there are pleasant types to wild types and a variety of others, and...
In the first place, as to whether or not I have good-looking guy friends,
I must first think about the definition of a friend... According to the dictionary...
No good. Everyone here is all useless.
You're the most useless one here of all.
I also tried asking the others, like Doorknob, Giant Squid, and Greece,
but it's no use talking to them!
Speaking of, who the hell are Doorknob and Giant Squid?
In a sudden flash of inspiration, I gave nicknames to everyone in class, you see.
Here...
Waseda...
Oh. That's the homeroom teacher who likes college women.
Note: Waseda, as in Waseda University, a consistently top-ranked Japanese university located in Tokyo.
Doesn't he seem like the Waseda-type?
The others are...
Note: Loli, a childlike young woman. The term derives from Vladimir Nabokov's novel, Lolita.
Loli...
Note: Majime, meaing serious or earnest Majime...
Note: Yamai, meaning sickness Yamai...
You're bored, aren't you?
I thought up of ones for you guys too.
Saginomiya, since your emotions have gone extinct, you're "Robo."
Note: Wota, as in otaku. The Japanese meaning refers to a person who is obsessed with a particular hobby or interest.
Kikuchi, since you're a creepy otaku, you're "Wota."
What?! I am not creepy!
Aw! How nice it must be for you! Only you guys have characteristics!
Next time you shout without warning, I'll hit you.
I want un... Ain't there somethin'?
That kinda characteristic or like 'em identity things...
There she goes right away with some mysterious first-person Kansai-dialect like character acting.
Super annoying...
Minor character.
Oh! Yeah, that's it! Like that stuff! Gimme more!
Head makes up half her body. Home probably stinks.
Air pollution. Gorilla. Protein junkie.
Walking dissonance. Family are nudists...
Hey...! Walking dissonance. Family are nudists...
You're casually mixing in insults here and there!
What the hell is up with your insult sensor?
Don't mind Family are nudists Head makes up half her body Minor character Walking dissonance This side I don't mind, but...
Don't want to be called this Air pollution Protein junkie House probably stinks
This side no one would want to be called normally, you know!
Head makes up half her body
Then...
Nickname will be this
"Head makes up half her body" it is.
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Thunk! Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Boing!
Now then, this problem goes to...
Tanaka.
To pick me, when you know that I can't answer it is...
Not cool, Sensei...
Are you trying to ruin this lesson?
Hey, you learned this section in middle school.
What were you doing all three years of middle school?
I was killing time.
If I were to elaborate...
I was mainly killing pimples!
What?
Pimples...?
You're getting supplementary lessons for a week starting today, all right...?
Her...
rebellious attitude towards a teacher,
and her poise at not being rattled by the murmur of the class means...
Don't mind Family are nudists Nickname will be this Head makes up half her body
Minor character
She's no ordinary human...!
Hey, hey! Hey Loli!
L-Loli?!
Don't call me Loli!
Last week on Sunday, I saw you at Jasco.
Wha...?!
You were with your grandma at the food court, right?
It was like you had a totally different vibe than when you're at school.
And you're like a total grandma's girl.
N-now she's coming at me with my weak points.
How despicable...!
Tanaka...
This jerk is my enemy after all...!
You bastard...
Someday I'm gonna crush you for sure...
If you're gonna crush something, then keep it to just pimples, okay?
Pimples can scar, so don't crush them!
Don't ever, from now on! All right?! Head...!
Huh?
Head makes up half her body!
You know what, it's irritating to be called "Head makes up half her body" to one's face, after all.
Head makes up half her body
Especially when Loli says it to me.
Then, go with "Minor Character."
Minor character
Hey Loli!
Hurry up!
Sh-shut up, Minor Character!
Minor Character, did you do the homework?
What're you eating, Minor Character?
Well...
"Minor Character" also subtly whittles away at me mentally...
Then...
Family are nudists
Then, go with "Family are nudists."
Yasaka Station
Oh!
Family Are Nudists!
Family Are Nudists, where do you live?
Dubai, that's in the USA, right?
U-um... Family Are...
Miss Family Are Nudists.
Just what am I supposed to do about my nickname?!
Haven't you lost sight of your objective, Family Are Nudists?
Don't call me Family Are Nudists!
It's no use.
I just can't figure it out...
Supplementary Lessons Day 3
What's that? What part can't you figure out?
Why...?
I can't figure out why I'm this unpopular with guys...
What problem are you trying to solve?
Oh, a life problem?
Right now, do the math problems.
You idiot.
Well, but...
Rather than trying to solve this pointless equation, in terms of my life,
isn't the problem of "why I'm not popular with guys" far more important?
What are you gonna do, if no guy takes notice of me for the rest of my life?!
Solve five problems within thirty minutes.
If you do that, then a man will come near you.
His method of getting me motivated is... half-assed!
Oh, by the way Sensei, you'd said that you like college women,
but what about college women do you like?
That has nothing to do with your current problems, you know?
It does.
If I don't get to hear about that, then it'll bug me and I won't be able to concentrate.
Well, all right...
A child probably won't be able to understand, but...
If I had to say...
The job-seeking students' standard interview business suits.
That's what.
Whoa!
Hey! Stop acting so ostentatiously put off.
Enough about your sensei here. Why don't you hurry and do that printout?
Yeah, yeah...
Whoa! Waseda's tastes are like, whoa...!
Huh?
Oh, I solved it...
Oh, well see, you can do it if-
It's not that I wasn't popular with guys, but that... Oh, well see, you can do it if-
It's not that I wasn't popular with guys, but that...
It just might simply be that I didn't realize I was!
Will you give back Sensei's one moment of pure hope, please?
During elementary and middle schools, they liked me but couldn't quite say anything...
Or maybe, they were trying to appeal to me and I just didn't realize it...
Oh, oh crap!
I can't leave it like this!
Hey! Where do you think you're going?!
I'm going home to try to hit up all the guys that were in my graduation yearbooks!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
What is making you go that far?!
Sensei.
I seriously want to be popular with guys.
Think about the feelings of your old male classmates,
if they were to be suddenly interrogated by you, for no apparent reason!
Oh! An armpit stain!
What's that?! That can't be...!
Wide open!
Oh!
Wait, Tanaka!
Don't jump the gun!
What if... all the guys in my class all liked me, then...
What am I supposed to do...?!
Come to think of it, in the first place, not something like that.
I want a more, like fateful encounter.
Like what?
Like reuniting after a long time with a childhood friend who had moved away.
No way...
Nozomu?
K..Ken-chan?
You don't have any childhood friends.
Also, like trying to reach for the same book at the library I go to often...
Oh!
You're never gonna go to the library in your entire life.
Or, a good-looking guy is in a traffic accident,
and there's not enough of the needed Type AB Rh-minus blood for transfusion, and...
I just happen to pass by with my Type AB Rh-minus blood,
which I share with him, save him from death, and around the time he's gotten better,
I visit him at the hospital and...
It's strange...
but I don't feel like this is the first time you and I have met...
Or so he says, and...
I was visiting a friend here when the nurse came running up to me, and then...
So, I give it away that I was actually the person who saved his life,
which leads him to confess his love to me, or something like that.
Too long...
And, you're not even a Type AB blood.
You're firmly a Type O.
Or, since we keep meeting by chance at the same location over and over...
Suki-don
This is definitely fate or something, right?
Or so he like confesses and... This is definitely fate or something, right?
Or so he like confesses and...
Plus, their soup portions are large, you know.
You guys are just frequent customers.
A super popular star is shopping incognito when he bumps into me and his identity is revealed and...
Ouch. Ow...
Crap! She's gonna cause a scene!
Why are you panicking and trying to hide your face for?!
Or so he thinks, but it turns out that I don't know that star and... Why are you panicking and trying to hide your face for?!
Or so he thinks, but it turns out that I don't know that star and... What?! You got a face that you'll get in trouble for, if you're seen?!
You really don't know who I am?
Huh?!
Whatever. Hurry up and apologize!
That you don't know me and on top of that, to talk to me in that way is...
you're an interesting woman.
Or so he says...
A street musician, who's sort of in a slump
and has lost his confidence is...
I can't listen to this.
You've been out of tune for a while now.
Huh?! There's no way. I have absolute pitch-
What's out of tune is...
the tuning of your heart.
Way too particular.
And then...
Why is it?
I feel like I can write songs now.
You're...
an interesting woman.
Or so he says...
Again, with that "you're an interesting woman" thing?
At a three-star restaurant, I leave some leftovers of a dish that the prideful chef prepared and...
The fact that you were unable to convince me to eat even a single green pea is, well...
In the end, that's the extent of your skills...
little boy.
Damn it!
Here it comes...
What is up with that mademoiselle?!
Here it comes.
What an interesting woman.
You really like that.
What is up with that "interesting woman" phrase that keeps appearing?
You're way too into it.
What?
The only way a laughingstock-type heroine is going to get the good-looking guy,
is by going at it via the "interesting" route, you know.
She just barely has the self-awareness that she's a laughingstock-type. Thank goodness!
Or... when a good-looking guy is feeding the pigeons at the park...
There's more?! Or... when a good-looking guy is feeding the pigeons at the park...
Whoa!
You...!
Th-that you'd eat the fallen bread crumbs on the ground that are covered in various bacteria is...
It's gonna be that "interesting woman" thing again anyway, right?
I'd be put off by that.
Or so he says...
So, he does get put off?
No, being put off is correct!
But...
I am a very tolerant person, and you're the first one who has managed to put me off this much.
What an interesting woman.
Damn it! So, it was the "interesting woman" thing again, after all.
The ones up until now have all been where you suddenly get love confessed at,
so you're on the receiving end.
Don't you feel at all like putting in some effort?
Huh?!
Well of course I don't!
I kinda got yelled at.
Well...
Well, because I...
I want someone to fall in love with me just as I am, without me having to put in any effort at all.
You haven't changed at all since way back then.
No, I've changed, you know! I did become a high school girl.
There's a good nickname for you.
What is it?
Interesting woman...
That's not it.
Baka.
Note: Baka means Idiot It has been decided on "Baka"
Huh?! What's up with that?!
Yasaka Station
Hey, can I say something amazing right now?
You know, when someone says something like that, their amazing thing is usually insignificant.
No, it's seriously amazing.
As for how amazing it is, it's like when a chimpanzee takes a banana-
Never mind that. Hurry up and say it.
You know...
aren't we...
At our peak right now?
No, it gets amazing from here. Okay?
Show a bit more interest in it?
So, if you look at us objectively,
our faces and fashion sense are lower-middle, and not only that, our personalities are rotten
and we can't even say by any standard that we're popular with guys, you know?
The one weapon that we have, given that we have no other essential elements whatsoever is...
Yes! It's our youth!
Then that means, now's our only chance, right?
We are the most powerful right now, with our weapons of being high school girls,
and if we don't do our best now,
we may not be able to get boyfriends for the rest of our lives going forward, you know?
Well? That was pretty shocking, right?
Kinda stirs up your sense of danger, you know.
Amazing...
Oh?
You seem amazingly stupid.
Ro...
Robo, what did you think?
I thought it was amazing.
Oh?
I thought it was amazing around the fact that you overestimate and give yourself a "lower-middle" rating.
What...?
Uh...
Low?
Upper-lower...?
Lowest of the low?!